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100 Vodka Quotes and Memes

Vodka: the ultimate party starter, problem solver, and fuel for unforgettable nights! Whether you’re sipping a smooth martini, mixing up a classic cocktail, or taking shots with friends, vodka has a way of making every moment a little more interesting. And let’s be honest—vodka lovers know the struggle (and the fun) that comes with enjoying this beloved spirit. That’s why we’ve gathered the funniest vodka quotes and memes that perfectly capture the highs, the lows, and the hilarious decisions that come after “just one more.” So grab a glass, take a sip, and enjoy these vodka-fueled laughs! 🍸😂

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NEW YEAR’S HOTTEST CLUB IS… STAYING THE F*CK HOME.THIS PLACE HAS IT ALL! CHEAP DRINKS, HEAVY POURS, NO BATHROOM LINES, NO COVER.


To relieve stress, I do yoga.. Just kidding- I drink martini’s in my yoga pants.



SOME DAYS I’M NOT SURE IF IF I’M IN A BAD MOOD OR EVERYONE AROUND ME IS AN IDIOT


Maturing is realizing you don’t need fun to have alcohol.


FRIENDS BRING HAPPINESS TO YOUR LIFE. BEST FRIENDS BRING VODKA.


IT ONLY TAKES ONE VODKA GLASS TO GET DRUNK. TROUBLE IS I CAN’T REMEMBER IF IT’S THE 6TH OR 7TH.


OLD AND TURED BUT DOWN TO DAY DRINK


I WISHMARTINIS WERE FREE, PETS LIVED LONGER, TACOS WERE A SUPERFOOD.


I CAN’T AFFORD A VACATION, SO I’M JUST GOING TO DRINK VODKA UNTIL I DON’T KNOW WHERE I AM.


LIFE IS BASICALLY, ALL THE STUFF YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET FROM COFFEE TIME TO COCKTAIL TIME.


I’m not an alcoholic, but when its time to drink i dont f*ck around.


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I DON’T CARE WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS… ONCE THAT VODKA KICKS IN, IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TOO!


Vodka 14

I love Vodka and Vodka loves me. See, not all relationships are complicated.


Not all who wander are lost. Most of us are just looking for vodka.


Please drink responsibly, be fully accountable with your alcohol consumption, and show others respect.

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Paul Kushner

Written by Paul Kushner

Founder and CEO of MyBartender. Graduated from Penn State University. He always had a deep interest in the restaurant and bar industry. His restaurant experience began in 1997 at the age of 14 as a bus boy. By the time he turned 17 he was serving tables, and by 19 he was bartending/bar managing 6-7 nights a week.

In 2012, after a decade and a half of learning all facets of the industry, Paul opened his first restaurant/bar. In 2015, a second location followed, the latter being featured on The Food Network’s Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

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