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100 Wine Quotes and Memes

Wine isn’t just a drink—it’s a mood, a vibe, and sometimes even a personality! Whether you’re unwinding after a long day, celebrating with friends, or just embracing your inner sommelier, wine lovers know that a great glass (or bottle) pairs perfectly with humor. That’s why we’ve rounded up the funniest wine quotes and memes that capture the joys, struggles, and undeniable truths of being a wine enthusiast. From “just one glass” turning into a whole bottle to the eternal battle between red and white, these laughs are best enjoyed with a full pour. Cheers to wine and wit! 🍷😂

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Wine Memes 1

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m at home drinking wine with my dog.


Wine Memes 3

I would just like to relax on the couch with some wine and take a nap until spring.


Wine Memes 2

Maybe I can’t turn water into wine but I can turn wine into dinner.


Wine Memes 4

Wine is approximately 85% water. Stay hydrated.


Wine Memes 5

I’m aging like fine wine… I am getting more complex and fruity.


Wine Memes 6

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.


Wine Memes 7

Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.


Wine Memes 11

It’s wine o’clock somewhere, and I don’t argue with time.


Wine Memes 8

Wine is my happy juice.


Wine Memes 9

The most expensive part about having kids is all the wine you have to drink.


Wine Memes 10

If I was a Care Bear, I would have a wine on my belly.


Wine 10

THE SECRET TO A HAPPY LIFE IS TO DRINK GOOD WINE AND AVOID TALKING TO MORONS.


Wine 12

Did you know that 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a sh*t!


LET US GIVE THANKS FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND AND TO THE WINE THAT HELPS US TOLERATE THEM. CHEERS!


Wine 14

There comes a time in the day that no matter the question… the answer is wine!


Wine 17

As long as we have wine, the holidays will be fine.


Wine 16

SOME DAYS I’M NOT SURE IF I’M IN A BAD MOOD OR EVERYONE AROUND ME IS AN IDIOT.


Yesterday is gone, tomorrow is unknown. Right now is exactly the right time for a wine.


Wine 20

DEAR MOTHER NATURE, GET BACK ON YOUR MEDS, HAVE A GLASS OF WINE, AND START THINKING WARM, HAPPY THOUGHTS.


Wine 21

OH, THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL, BUT THE WINE IS SO DELIGHTFUL.


Please drink responsibly, be fully accountable with your alcohol consumption, and show others respect.

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Paul Kushner

Written by Paul Kushner

Founder and CEO of MyBartender. Graduated from Penn State University. He always had a deep interest in the restaurant and bar industry. His restaurant experience began in 1997 at the age of 14 as a bus boy. By the time he turned 17 he was serving tables, and by 19 he was bartending/bar managing 6-7 nights a week.

In 2012, after a decade and a half of learning all facets of the industry, Paul opened his first restaurant/bar. In 2015, a second location followed, the latter being featured on The Food Network’s Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

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