Paul Kushner
The martini isn’t just a drink—it’s an icon. Whether you like it classic, dirty, extra dry, or with a twist, there’s something undeniably sophisticated (and slightly mischievous) about holding a perfectly chilled martini glass. But let’s be real, martini lovers know the struggle—one is never enough, and two might be too many! That’s why we’ve rounded up the funniest martini quotes and memes that capture the elegance, humor, and occasional chaos of sipping this timeless cocktail. So shake or stir your favorite martini, sit back, and enjoy these laughs—because life is always better with a martini in hand! 🍸😂
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Espresso martinis: because why choose between coffee and alcohol?
DRINK OF THE DAY: “THE QUARANTINI” IT’S LIKE A REGULAR MARTINI BUT YOU DRINK IT ALONE… IN YOUR HOUSE.
I GAVE UP DRY MARTINI FOR JANUARY AND DECIDED TO GO WITH DIRTY INSTEAD.
IT’S DRY JANUARY. LETS DRINK DRY GIN, DRY CIDER, DRY MARTINI, DRY WHITE WINE.
MY DOCTOR SAID EAT MORE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES. AN EXTRA STRAWBERRY IN MY DAIQUIRI AND OLIVE IN MARTINI SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
